There's this teacher who asks a question to her 3 students Mark, John and Shawn. Teachers says: " Mark, suppose ur having dinner with your date and sudddenly u really have to go to the toilet, how would you tell this to ur date? Mark replies: 'That's easy, I'd tell her, Excuse me, but I really have to piss!' "No" the teacher replies, that's very rude! John how abut u? John goes: " Pls excuse me but I need to go to the toilet", teacher says, much better but still not very polite. How abut u Shawn? Shawn replies " Excuse me but I have to shake hands with a very good friend of mine whom I hope u'll get to meet tonite!"
2006-08-31 18:00:36 · 29 answers · asked by bchboy_998 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nope, never heard it before...
But, Yes it was a good one!
and, I bet the teacher took Shawn to the broom closet
for his "extra credit" : )
A+
2006-08-31 18:13:57 · answer #1 · answered by Shopper Girl 567 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10
2006-08-31 18:21:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 stars over 5
2006-08-31 18:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by coolboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-31 20:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the Teacher Fainted?
2006-08-31 18:04:10 · answer #5 · answered by Eashwar R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The teacher didn't faint ... she was Shawn's date for later..
Kool..
2006-08-31 18:20:40 · answer #6 · answered by Angus. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty funny. The setting makes it a little sick, though. She might as well be a sunday school teacher.
2006-08-31 18:07:00 · answer #7 · answered by Scoob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 hahahahahahahahahaha's out of 10
2006-08-31 19:50:36 · answer #8 · answered by SeahawkMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah I heard yet another version that went some thing like they have been interior the boat discussing approximately Peter strolling on water and considered one of them gets out and walks to the shore and shouts lower back do not try it till you be responsive to the place the stumps are. hahaha cheers («?RfD?»)
2016-12-14 15:54:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a very good one!!! 5 stars to u!!
2006-08-31 18:04:28 · answer #10 · answered by betty boo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋