Entertainment & Music - 10 August 2006

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.
In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.

''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.''

''That must have hurt,'' said the judge.

''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my fingers.''

2006-08-10 21:28:42 · 6 answers · asked by Rich 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i am having a good look but though i can't get a girlfriend

2006-08-10 21:27:17 · 18 answers · asked by HP 2 in Horoscopes

2006-08-10 21:26:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the song was super and the video was really amazing, very touching, i was like getting the goosebumps when i was watching it. BSB i love u forever!!!!!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=699103653&n=2

2006-08-10 21:26:06 · 3 answers · asked by sparrow 4 in Music

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.



“Mommy, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”



The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”



“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

2006-08-10 21:25:31 · 4 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Why is it when a man talks nasty to a women it's sexual harassment.

But when a women talks nasty to a man it's $3.99 a minute.

2006-08-10 21:25:24 · 3 answers · asked by Rich 2 in Jokes & Riddles

can they?

2006-08-10 21:24:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I use "morpheus"...
any other good ones?
thanks

2006-08-10 21:24:10 · 7 answers · asked by ASIAN GAL 1 in Music

My girlfriend of 5yrs is a Cancer, but I'm conflicted about marring her. I love her dearly, I just don't want to make a mistake. My DOB(10.26.74) her DOB(07.10.72)

2006-08-10 21:22:44 · 9 answers · asked by lempala 2 in Horoscopes

How can i enlarge the player screen because the screen always a small screen when i play the video file....

2006-08-10 21:21:56 · 4 answers · asked by Desmond 2 in Movies

Woman singing slow with some of the lyrics being:

In the arms of the angels..
may you find some comfort here,

2006-08-10 21:21:33 · 9 answers · asked by saint_lee26 2 in Music

Give pecentage if there are two or more best shopping malls.

2006-08-10 21:21:17 · 4 answers · asked by Dianaykj 1 in Polls & Surveys

......i'm going to 711---what should i get???

2006-08-10 21:18:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

iam sandy 18years want date with you email sandylikeyou679@yahoo.co.in

2006-08-10 21:18:07 · 9 answers · asked by sandeep 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Right now, I listen to Linkin Park, Sum 41, Nickelback (recently), etc...
Based on those bands and your own knowledge, what do you guys recommend I start listening. If you have a good band, i would appreciate it if you could include the titles of their best songs! Thanks!

2006-08-10 21:17:36 · 17 answers · asked by manu 2 in Music

And, why?

Also, if you're getting rid of celebrities, couples count as one.

2006-08-10 21:17:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is the best musical intrument and why ? Personally i believe its a guitar, cuz they make lots of noise and annoy the neighbours

2006-08-10 21:17:02 · 8 answers · asked by dumbchild 2 in Music

2006-08-10 21:16:35 · 16 answers · asked by Paper M 1 in Polls & Surveys

I need to sell them within a two week period. I am moving and i do not want to take them with me; too many. Do anyone know and/or have personal experience with a company or person that will buy the whole bulk? immediately

2006-08-10 21:16:23 · 8 answers · asked by n2u4days 1 in Comics & Animation

What is the two alphabet word, which represent a MALE, if we add one more then it represents a FEMALE, if we add one more then a FAMOUS MALE, and further add three more alphabets then a FAMOUS FEMALE?

2006-08-10 21:14:09 · 9 answers · asked by ckm1975 2 in Other - Entertainment

in the public advertisement

2006-08-10 21:13:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2006-08-10 21:13:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Anything by Simply Red?

2006-08-10 21:12:49 · 21 answers · asked by robjoss 2 in Music

i always pick 3 & 7, byt i don't think they will come up twice in a row

2006-08-10 21:11:19 · 4 answers · asked by internat y 3 in Other - Entertainment

My friend wants to give a very small dinner party, and invites his father's brother-in-law, his brother's father-in-law, his father-in-law's brother, and his brother-in-law's father. Find the number of guests.

2006-08-10 21:11:12 · 11 answers · asked by Still Waters 1 in Jokes & Riddles

...for the team...go Patriots...oooohhhhh.

2006-08-10 21:11:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

To hell with war, just nuke their asses. As bad as it was, what happened in 1945 bought us about 50 years of peace. It's time we showed the world...AGAIN...who the damn boss is. Bin Laden HIMSELF said that the lack of resolve of the American people is what motivated the 9/11 attacks. Where the hell did our backbone go? Are we just going to sit here and wait for another attack? Let's kill the "roaches". Destroy their will, take away their homes, their families, their ability to coordinate attacks, their reason to live. What say you?

2006-08-10 21:09:55 · 18 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

That you're willing to share...?

Mine's that I listen to aly&aj when no one is around.

2006-08-10 21:08:30 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 21:08:24 · 6 answers · asked by PepperLuvr 1 in Celebrities

It is Portugese Music and that's about all I know. I had a chance to hear it once in a movie and I thought it was beautiful. I want to find out more of related artists so I can put them on my iPod.

2006-08-10 21:07:38 · 1 answers · asked by Zero 2 in Music