A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I
can
get a haircut"?
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,
"How
long before I can get a haircut"?
The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About
two
hours."
The guy leaves.
A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How
long
before I can get a haircut"?
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."
The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill,
follow
that guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing
hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here"?
Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
2006-08-10
10:21:22
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