>
> > > Spotted in a toilet of an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE
> > > FLOOR BELOW.
> > >
> > > In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR
> > > CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
> > >
> > > In a department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.
> > >
> > > In an office: WILL THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY
> > > PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
> > >
> > > In an office lunchroom: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE
> > > TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
> > >
> > > Outside a second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING
>
> > > MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL
> > > BARGAIN?
> > >
> > > Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.
> > >
> > > Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
> > >
> > > Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T
> > > KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR.
> > >
> > > Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR
> > > FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
> > >
> > > Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU
>
> > > HOW TO GET LESSONS.
> > >
> > > On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON
>
> > > THE DOOR; THE BELL DOESN'T WORK).
> >
>
2006-08-10
12:26:04
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