Sign of the times ????

Question

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> > > Spotted in a toilet of an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE
> > > FLOOR BELOW.
> > >
> > > In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR
> > > CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
> > >
> > > In a department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.
> > >
> > > In an office: WILL THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY
> > > PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
> > >
> > > In an office lunchroom: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE
> > > TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
> > >
> > > Outside a second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING
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> > > MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL
> > > BARGAIN?
> > >
> > > Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.
> > >
> > > Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
> > >
> > > Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T
> > > KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR.
> > >
> > > Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR
> > > FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
> > >
> > > Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU
>
> > > HOW TO GET LESSONS.
> > >
> > > On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON
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> > > THE DOOR; THE BELL DOESN'T WORK).
> >
>

Answer 1

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
(Thanks for a good laugh)

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Super Human Intelligent Thinking.

Answer 4

D'ya think there's such a thing as being too honest?

In the Dublin (Ireland) Newsletter

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man
who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting
fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.

Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time fiancé, seeks
decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel
world of hatchet-faced bitches.

Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shi*ty after a
few pints, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.

Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old b*stard, living in a damp cottage in the ****
end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely
chest.

Devil-worshiper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and dining,
good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in
cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.

Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the
night of February 26 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel,
who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.

Answer 5

I thought this had to do with Jesus's second coming at first and I guess in a way it does. People are way too concerned about work and don't spend any time with their families. They're losing their minds. My dad is extremely intelligent and he can point out stupidity in almost every place we go. It is a sign of the times - literally and figuratively. Sorry if this doesn't answer your question. For further reference on this subject, go to www.askmrhcristian.com.... Have a great day!

Answer 6

On peanut butter jar; May contain peanuts or made in a factory with peanut products.

On the box of an iron(to iron clothes) Do not use while wearing clothes.

Duhh!!!!

Answer 7

That's hilarious! I saw a slogan for a dry cleaner that said Drop Your Pants Here! lol

Answer 8

That's funny, but the arrows signify that it was a forwarded e-mail. Also, this isn't a question.

Answer 9

2 points for me

Answer 10

Seen in a Shop. Please don't ask for credit as a smack in the mouth often offends.

Answer 11

those were so funny. like the sign...slow children at play!