MURDER IN THE NEWSPAPER
An old man read a report in his morning newspaper about a wealthy woman who had died of old age. "She was murdered!" he gasped. Then he carried on reading the rest of the newspaper. How did he know it was murder and why did he do nothing about it?
THE MAN WHO RETURNED TOO SOON
One bright sunny morning a man left his home. After some time he decided to return home and come back straightaway. When he got home he died. If he had not gone home so quickly he would have lived. What happened?
GOODBYE, MOTHER
A young woman in a restaurant was approached by a tearful old lady who said, "You look so like my own daughterwho passed away last year. Could you do me a favor and say 'Goodbye, Mother' when I leave?"
The young woman happily agreed and said, "Goodbye, Mother" when the old lady left. Later, she got a shock. What was it?
I'll give points for creativity, but if you can get all three, you're a genius.
2006-08-01
14:17:55
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