Funiest song ever?

Question

besides weird al... Maxwell's Silver Hammer...by The Beatles
Here's a link to watch it...its very VERY violent...just click watch this movie..... http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/239712

Answer 1

i would have to add, the cigar song, also by brad paisley.

Answer 2

Flying Purple Eater by Sheb Wooley
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah by Allen Sherman
The Witch Doctor-OOH, EEE OOH AA

Answer 3

i think these are probably the stupidest lyrics



FROM FIRST TO LAST LYRICS

"Kiss Me, I'm Contagious"

I break hearts like the west was won
(They call me the rattlesnake)
Baby, I look like an outlaw
(Like an outlaw, baby)
Play poker all day at the saloon
(You cheating bastard)
I'll get you in the saddle soon, oh yeah

[Chorus:]
We won't back down
(bang, bang, guns go bang)
From a fight
(bang, bang, guns go bang)
90 paces west
(bang, bang, guns go bang)
At noon we draw to, we draw to death
We draw to death
We draw to death
We draw to death
We draw to death, oh yeah

There was a man from way back west
(Desperado ain't got **** on me)
He took 12 rounds straight to the chest
(That's two six-shooters to be exact)
At night this town remains awake
(For they keep their eyes wide open)
In terror of the rattlesnake

I bite it, but I don't light it
(This town ain't big enough for the both of us)
I'll use the rope and I'll ride her
(I'll rip that ***)
Two barrels and a whole lot of bang
And when I'm done with it,
This town will never be the same

[Chorus]

Can I touch your legs?
Do I make you sweat?
[x6]



these r probably the funniest though


Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the ***** wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

Answer 4

alcohol by brad paisley

Answer 5

Big Balls-AC/DC

Answer 6

detachable penis... i forgot who sings it though