One day, whilst cleaning her young sons bedroom, a mother finds a sado-masochist mag on top of his wardrobe. Not quite sure of how she should confront him about it, she keeps hold of the mag untill her husband gets home from work. Slowly, he flicks through the pictures of leather clad women brandishing whips, chains and the like, before handing it back to his wife without a word.
"So" she says, exasperated, "What do you think we should do about this?"
The husband looks at her solomnly, "Well" he says,"If I were you, I wouldn't spank him."
A Farmer walks in to his bedroom with a Sheep under his arm., where his wife is in bed,he says;
''This is the pig I have to make love too when you don't feel like it''
The wife replies;
''I think you'll find it's a sheep.''
The farmer answers;
''I think you'll find I was talking to the Sheep''
2006-07-21
09:25:19
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