Entertainment & Music - 8 July 2006

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Try this joke... an oldie?

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
“What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asked.

The man responded, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.”

At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.”

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car.”

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, “Are we over the border yet?”

2006-07-08 16:35:04 · 21 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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can I get one hundred answers...........How many hour do you sleep?

2006-07-08 16:34:56 · 38 answers · asked by ray 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you got more going on in your life, or your mind, right now?

I definately have more going on in my mind, I need to make some changes in my life.

2006-07-08 16:34:54 · 9 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you spare 2 squares?

Just curious if you would help someone else at a restroom...(stolen from Seinfeld episode)

2006-07-08 16:34:40 · 18 answers · asked by ROCKER CHICK 4 in Polls & Surveys

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please help me girls?

i am a 10-20
i am scared its nightime and i think some one might brakein help me i am freaked

2006-07-08 16:34:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which charm does Hermione use (Harry Potter and P. Stone) to make a wing fly? Correct answer gets 10 points?

2006-07-08 16:34:26 · 7 answers · asked by hercules 2 in Movies

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Where can I listen to a song called ' I Call Your Name" by the music artist Switch?

2006-07-08 16:34:08 · 4 answers · asked by jay78_er 2 in Music

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To compromise, is a part of life? agree or disagree?

2006-07-08 16:31:38 · 14 answers · asked by The Guru® 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you remember how old you were?

when you tasted your first bad taste?

2006-07-08 16:31:29 · 19 answers · asked by maniac 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What style fedora does Richie "LaBamba" Rosenberg wear?

LaBamba, the trombonist of the Max Weinberg Seven, is often seen donning a fedora. What style are his fedoras?

2006-07-08 16:30:58 · 1 answers · asked by harmonslide 2 in Celebrities

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Is it wrong to prefer the sound of dying cats than to have to listen to rap music?

Just wanted to make sure that I wasn't the only one... I can't stand that crap...

2006-07-08 16:30:38 · 31 answers · asked by FugginBadMotha 2 in Music

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if you have sex with a dutch hooker, does she pay half?

2006-07-08 16:29:08 · 8 answers · asked by cgoodspeed24 1 in Other - Entertainment

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Who would in in a deathmatch Sonic & Edward Elric or the Mario Bros?

Edward from Full Metal Alchemist

2006-07-08 16:28:53 · 17 answers · asked by YungThugzNHarmony 2 in Other - Entertainment

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what do you get when you line up 100 blondes ear to ear?

2006-07-08 16:28:33 · 14 answers · asked by wild_muff_diver 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Anyone ever heard of the show South of Nowhere?

It's on Noggin. If you have what do you think about the show?

2006-07-08 16:28:28 · 6 answers · asked by M H 2 in Television

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Is Ciara a man? Are you sick of her?

Is ciara an Aaliyah wannabe?
Are most of her songs similiar? Like Hotline and her new song GET UP?
Is she talented vocally?- I think Not!
Why is she in the business?

2006-07-08 16:28:18 · 11 answers · asked by Sheyna 1 in Music

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what time is it now?

hmmmmmmmmmmm? just cause..well,know reasons

2006-07-08 16:27:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what is your favorite t.v show? why?

2006-07-08 16:27:24 · 23 answers · asked by gak 1 in Television

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Name the groups who charted these minor "hits" in the '60s & '70s?

1) Powder Blue Mercedes Queen
2) I Need Someone
3) I Need Somebody
4) Ten Little Indians
5) Silver Star

2006-07-08 16:26:35 · 4 answers · asked by randyboy 5 in Music

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See the girl by the water? Yes, that one there!?

2006-07-08 16:26:31 · 10 answers · asked by hgvfgvuj 2 in Music

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Who Is Your Favorite Naruto Character?!?!?

2006-07-08 16:25:51 · 30 answers · asked by Porque yo soy china 1 in Comics & Animation

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How do you get a one armed newfie out of a tree?

2006-07-08 16:25:44 · 6 answers · asked by wild_muff_diver 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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gifts?????

Ladies, whats the best gift youve ever received? from anyone

2006-07-08 16:25:10 · 6 answers · asked by jason 3 in Other - Entertainment

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Help! Need Humor!?

My friend who moved away has now found that she has no friends and no social life whatsoever. She is really sad about this anbd I want to add some happiness to her life. What can I do to humor her? I'm look for jokes, funny things, anything to cheer her up!

2006-07-08 16:24:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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