Entertainment & Music - 6 July 2006

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in California. Bert always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he
buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything
different about me?"

Margaret looks him over, "Nope".

Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he
asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging
down
today, it was hanging
down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?"

Nope", she replies.

IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Margaret replies... "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert . Shoulda bought a
hat."

Anybody out there with a Yeeeeeee-Haaaaaa! for me?
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2006-07-06 06:40:44 · 13 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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why do people hate Joe Rogan?

so many don't like him why?

2006-07-06 06:40:40 · 9 answers · asked by Slut4Points 3 in Television

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are you allergic to poop? I am, sometimes i sniff it up like cocaine! *LOL?

funny ****

2006-07-06 06:40:35 · 16 answers · asked by cpt_the_man79 1 in Celebrities

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Who will be the first to go "up against the wall" when Oprah establishes herself as Supreme Ruler of Earth?

This has been keeping me up at night I am thinking Dr.Phil, but you never know Steadmans kind of a wild card.

2006-07-06 06:40:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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how many people have their birhtday on april 22nd?

2006-07-06 06:39:54 · 31 answers · asked by josephine 4 in Horoscopes

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Anyone out there like 'Thora Birch' as much as me, i think she's the business. Can't wait for 'Dark Corners'..

2006-07-06 06:38:40 · 5 answers · asked by Ken Hartley-Reed 2 in Celebrities

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L L Cool J is hot?

2006-07-06 06:38:03 · 17 answers · asked by scrappie 2 in Celebrities

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Does anyone have any free pics of Leilani Rios from her Playboy spread?

2006-07-06 06:37:38 · 5 answers · asked by newkirkrd 1 in Magazines

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what is the best cocktail?

2006-07-06 06:37:37 · 31 answers · asked by GRUMPY /UK 5 in Polls & Surveys

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whats your favourite movie of all time?????

2006-07-06 06:36:39 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Who has A.I.M ? Can I have your sn?

2006-07-06 06:36:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Haven't you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door?

Look, they always put the question mark there wether you want it or not......anyways......

Yes I know, it DOES take brains to close it

2006-07-06 06:36:23 · 15 answers · asked by Ava 2 in Music

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What should I do at home to pass time during the summer?

People tell me to go outside but no one really goes with me (my friends either want to stay home or is at some event for the whole summer), which makes it a bit pointless. I think it's effecting my mental health..:S Gosh, I need help.

2006-07-06 06:36:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anne K 1 in Other - Entertainment

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Are your knick-knacks dusty?

2006-07-06 06:35:53 · 44 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone catch" Rock Star: Supernova" last night? What do you think, so far, compared to last season?

I'm gonna have to miss it tonight. (I work evenings and there's a couple of episodes of "The Office" that I missed the first time, so I'm taping that.) Any favorites, so far? Seems dominated by the chicks this season.

2006-07-06 06:35:46 · 11 answers · asked by randyboy 5 in Television

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hi do u have any anime pix with a computer or laptop or anything that looks like..plz send 2 me?

2006-07-06 06:35:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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The Red or the Blue pill?

Learn the truth about the world or go back to your lie of a life in the matrix

2006-07-06 06:34:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who is hotter: Famke Janssen or Milla Jovovich?

2006-07-06 06:33:43 · 17 answers · asked by mutterhals 4 in Celebrities

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Could you pass the U.S. Naturalization Test?

It may not be as easy as you think. Click the link below, and let's see who does the best:

http://www.factmonster.com/quizzes/citizenship1/1.html

2006-07-06 06:33:14 · 15 answers · asked by Smoothie 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Hey, do you know this song?

I really don't know what the name is so part of it goes..."I paid paradise to put up a parking lot"...Im not sure how old it is or anything but I heard it a year or two ago i think....

2006-07-06 06:32:59 · 24 answers · asked by Leroy 4 in Music

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