An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in California. Bert always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he
buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything
different about me?"
Margaret looks him over, "Nope".
Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he
asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging
down
today, it was hanging
down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?"
Nope", she replies.
IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Margaret replies... "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert . Shoulda bought a
hat."
Anybody out there with a Yeeeeeee-Haaaaaa! for me?
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2006-07-06 06:40:44 · 13 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
9 out of 10.
2006-07-06 06:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeeeeeee-Haaaaaa!
2006-07-06 18:07:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!!!! Hahahaha
Bert should have bought Margaret the boots so she could ride him like a bull while playing Nancy Sinatra's "These boots were made for walking" in the background.
2006-07-06 07:04:04 · answer #3 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeee Haaaaaaaa
2006-07-06 06:43:15 · answer #4 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeeeeeee-Haaaaaa!, ride it cowboy...lol
Really one of your bests!!!!!
Best wishes
2006-07-06 06:43:25 · answer #5 · answered by colorist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! That's a good one!!!
2006-07-06 06:52:40 · answer #6 · answered by curstadevon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crazy....really funny...a 10!!! oh yea...and a yeee haaa as well
2006-07-06 06:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10!!!!!
Thats a good one, another classic to share in the morning..
Thanks again, you always make me smile .. even when its a craptastic day...
2006-07-06 15:18:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
firstly why they have to be old gross secondly nope
2006-07-06 06:45:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2006-07-06 07:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by chiquita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋