In a quiet London park, two nude statues, one
man, one woman, received a visit from Creastat,
the goddess of art. Noticing their need for
restoration, she approached them saying, "My
dear, dear children--you have weathered all. Soon
you will be in the park refurbishing shop." She
went on to say that the two should be given an
reward for holding together for more than 100
years. But Creastat couldn't decided on how to
reward the two statues, and after some time, came
to the conclusion that the best award would be
one chosen by the two, standing silent, cast in
stone.
So, she commanded that they come to life for one
hour. "Awaken my devoted children, you have one
hour to do whatever you wish, and then you will
return to your stone form." The man and woman
smiled and giggled at each other, and then ran
behind some heavy bushes. More laughter and fits
of joy came from the bushes, which began to move
in a heavy rustling. After some "ahhs and ooohs"
the statues reported back to Creastat, saying
they were satisfied and would be happy to return
back to their stony forms. Creastat was startled:
"But you still have 30 minutes left to use--why
don’t you go do what you were doing again--!?"
Again the two looked at each other, smiled and
started to giggle. As they headed for the bushes
again, the woman said to the man, "This is going
to be great! But this time, you hold the pigeon,
and I’ll **** on his head."
2006-06-22
19:30:35
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