If Shakira knocked on your door and she blew you off da map, then said "I want you to **** me in da ***", she dropped her panties and she had a big ol dick, would you still hit em??
2006-06-22 19:18:48 · 12 answers · asked by Dobad Da Assailant 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
*knock, knock*
"Come in."
Case 1.
"Hello!" Wow, you're Shakira! Come join us our party tonight!
Will you sign on my T-shirts, let's dance all night long, shall we?
Case 2.
"Jesus!" You're NOT Shakira! (this time maybe not or so?)
Let me call a police or let me take a break now gees! lol
...Well, you can join us anyway, 'cause hips don't lie!
2006-06-23 01:54:36 · answer #1 · answered by a_s_t_r_o_7 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I think that if SHAKIRA had a male's genital organs we would have known but there's no way she could hide something like that in those sexy thight pants.
2006-06-23 01:15:23 · answer #2 · answered by urshalak2525 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if shakira knocked on my door I'd poke her in the eye
2006-06-22 23:33:57 · answer #3 · answered by King Julian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hellz naw,but I doubt Shakira has a big ol` d!ck,she seems very womanly to me.
2006-06-22 19:25:25 · answer #4 · answered by swamp angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gimme a break you jerk! Anyways thanx for such a sick question.two points for me.
2006-06-22 22:48:23 · answer #5 · answered by icareadamn! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It wouldn't be Shakira!!
FIRST!!
2006-06-22 19:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jason H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you think of questions like this. Seriously, I don't know why you would let your brain think this.
2006-06-22 19:22:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
whatever
free two points for me
2006-06-22 19:22:06 · answer #8 · answered by myke_n_ykes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you have nothing to do....whatever another 2 points
2006-06-22 19:35:13 · answer #9 · answered by cl zon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no,of course.
2006-06-22 19:36:00 · answer #10 · answered by angelina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋