One of my genital warts looks like....?

Question

.....Jesus. Is there a way to preserve it until I can sell it on Ebay?

Answer 1

No. They wilt fast.

Answer 2

Just google "genital warts", then click images. Be sure to check the wikipedia page on it also

Answer 3

And here I thought you were going to say "Mount Rushmore!" U know, like it erupts every hour, on the hour, or something cool like that. Maybe you can make Jesus smile, or blink, or nod, or something else. I suggest to work on it a little more, get the word out, & maybe U can increase the value as demand soars.

Answer 4

good question, and thank god i have had clients loaded with them , what you need to do is ice it up to keep it fresh. i have seen some of these go for at least 10.000 and once in a blue moon you will get a tip.....we need to sleep togther right away , to insure you will have a bunch to sell

Answer 5

Dr. Scholls freeze away...I hear it works wonders! Then just add it to a baby food jar full of formaldehyde and your set! (be sure to use plenty of duct tape and have it certified...ebay likes it when items have their own papers..)

Answer 6

And here I thought you were going to say the Virgin Mary.

Answer 7

let me scrape it off and put it in this used condom that spitchus left behind. that will keep anything preserved

Answer 8

Now I remember why I stopped having one night stands!!!!!

Answer 9

What does the bidding start at?

Answer 10

i have a scapel and a perfectly good freezer