That the Loch Ness Monster is a vegan. Do you think this is why he has lived so long? I think this proves that a vegan diet can lead to immortality. I am going to include a chapter on this in my book. The Loch Ness Monster must be a very moral being.
2007-09-28 07:07:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
Sandstone you are not a very good vegan. I have seen your q/a before. I am the most respected vegan in here. People always want my advice that is why I am writing a book to help out my fellow vegans who seem to just not be able to get to that next level.
2007-09-28 08:26:16 · update #1
Obviously you people do not understand educated thoughts. I am trying to bestow the most up to date scientific knowledge and all I get is jokes. Puhhey on all of you!
2007-09-28 09:02:54 · update #2
Moral? Perhaps. Delicious? Certainly!
NESSIE CIOPPINO:
INGREDIENTS
3/4 cup butter
2 onions, chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 bunch fresh parsley, chopped
2 (14.5 ounce) cans stewed tomatoes
2 (14.5 ounce) cans vegetable broth
2 bay leaves
1 tablespoon dried basil
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
1 cup water
1 1/2 cups white wine
1 1/2 pounds large shrimp - peeled and deveined
1 1/2 pounds bay scallops
18 small clams
18 mussels, cleaned and debearded
2 cups minced Loch Ness Monster meat (neck)
1 1/2 cups crabmeat
1 1/2 pounds cod fillets, cubed
DIRECTIONS
Over medium-low heat melt butter in a large stockpot, add onions, garlic and parsley. Cook slowly, stirring occasionally until onions are soft.
Add tomatoes to the pot (break them into chunks as you add them). Add broth, bay leaves, basil, thyme, oregano, water and wine. Mix well. Cover and simmer 30 minutes.
Stir in the shrimp, scallops, clams, mussels, Nessie-meat and crabmeat. Stir in fish. Bring to boil. Lower heat, cover and simmer 5 to 7 minutes until clams open. Ladle soup into bowls and serve with warm, crusty bread!
2007-09-28 09:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Thin that is absolutely hilarious! I would love to try that recipe out, but I think I may have some trouble finding the Nessie meat in the grocery store here in the States!
Hey Ashley do you ride one of those little short buses?
2007-09-28 16:49:14 · answer #2 · answered by traceilicious 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Where does Nessie get her tofu?
Thanks for the laugh, Ashley clone.
I don't understand why someone would want to pretend to be someone else. Do you have other identities?
I don't use my real name here, but everything I question or answer comes from me and not me playing a character.
I have to admit your question does show some creativity, though.
2007-09-29 00:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by majnun99 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First of all, the Loch Ness Monster or Nessie as she prefers to be called by her friends eats tons of meat, how else do you think I get rid of all the bodies of the victims?????? And secondly get over yourself!
2007-09-28 15:33:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I ate the Lock Ness Monster.
2007-09-28 15:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by davnic017 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Do you ever look in the mirror and wandered where you have derailed? What a sad life you live to get your jollies from asking stupid questions on Yahoo. Nessie loves meat.... and beer.
2007-09-28 15:50:28 · answer #6 · answered by Billy C 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Do you people realize that the saddest part of this whole thing is that this wack job probably is going to publish a book, maybe containing all her idiotic questions and out "brilliant" answers. she is going to make millions and laugh at us all the way to the bank.
2007-09-29 02:12:24 · answer #7 · answered by rome 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, God and Jesus.
2007-09-28 22:30:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
So is the easter bunny and tooth fairy, but how do you explain the immortality of the meat eating santa.
2007-09-28 14:49:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
your wrong. you are the least respected vegan here.
2007-09-30 17:27:48 · answer #10 · answered by Emily Huff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋