I seem to have attracted my very own troll
http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AnTbwJoj2vdLJjt7Oq5G7IPty6IX;_ylv=3?show=UM8EFzIMaa
He is a handsome devil, if I say so myself. Pointy ears and a two-tone face.
I must be real important or something to have a troll all my own.
Does anybody else have there very own troll? Any tips for proper care and feeding?
2007-09-08 08:50:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
new gardener - I can't kill it. This is the V&V section. We don't kill animals in here.
2007-09-08 11:50:32 · update #1
Mad Meatballs - Not yet. But someday you will be somebodies chopped liver.
But you are not a personal troll, you are a pool troll.
2007-09-09 19:10:45 · update #2
Oh, you lucky thing! I have had a few, but when I quit feeding them they left me! Remember, copying is the best form of flattery! This troll must strive to be just like you! Set a good example, and perhaps one day they can be all that they can be. Until then, they must live vicariously through others. Perhaps I can be your troll, too? Or is one enough?
2007-09-08 09:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by beebs 6 · 5⤊ 3⤋
I cannot answer you just yet
I have my own troll for a pet
Each time I wander 'round the site
And go to see Religion's might
I get thumbs down, it's just not right
The trolls are hidden, sad but true
To those of us like me and you
They wouldn't dare to play this game
If Yahoo listed a troll's name
And they got back, in spades, the same
2007-09-08 16:17:56 · answer #2 · answered by CarolSandyToes1 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Aww how cute!
Proper Troll care:
1. provide plenty of dirty socks and nose pickings for him to eat. (like someone said small children and goats are treats.)
2. He will like to dwell in stinky, dark, damp places. Possibly under a bridge or at least in an old bathtub in your basement with minimal lighting.
3. Comb is hair twice a week, or else it will mat up and become a real mess next time you want to dress him up and take him places.
4. Provide him with constant internet access so he can "troll" through vegetarian forums. (especially Yahoo Answers)
Good luck with your nasty little friend!
Edit:
Hey Meeeee Guess what!!
I have my very own troll now too...
I know how proud and flattered you must be...
2007-09-08 16:20:12 · answer #3 · answered by Allie 4 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Mail it to Iran as a goodwill gift from the president. Then grab some organic popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the fireworks on CNN.
2007-09-08 21:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by The Lady Rave 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I seen that. I think I am jealous. Yeah, I am. I want my own troll too. Anyone? Anyone?
Lots of brushings. Feed nasty words to it everyonce in a while. Keep it wanting more.
2007-09-08 20:59:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow! I've always wanted my own troll. I hope you have fun combing his/her brightly-colored hair. I don't think you have to feed them per se, just rub his/her belly and make wishes.
I noticed that the new "me" doesn't allow IM or emails....obviously up to no good!
I admit, I'm a tad jealous. (hehe)
2007-09-08 20:14:26 · answer #6 · answered by YSIC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some people just have too much time on their hands.
Taking care of a troll?
don't let it go above the bridge
2007-09-09 10:01:44 · answer #7 · answered by banana split lady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is not a troll, you silly person. They are not handsome devils. Something is taking advantage of your trusting nature. You should kill this creature and find some odd Christian-style religion to free you of independant thoughts.
2007-09-08 18:08:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Well.....trolls are ugly little mythical creatures. Maybe, he/she will get the hint and go away. I just hope your troll doesn't metastasize into the whole Ashley mess!
2007-09-08 20:57:54 · answer #9 · answered by traceilicious 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
饤Bryyydir!⢠is suggesting that that account must be made by me..
how cute.
ohh hahha I see that his response and last question are gone. did yahoo! delete his account for the 100th time?
2007-09-08 19:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by Mar 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋