Looking for recipes that does not have food.?

Question

I mean recipes that are not really recipes, but for fun or cheer. Like the friendship cake recipe I already have.

1 cup of greetings
1/2 cup of smiles
1 teaspoon of sympathy
1 large hug
2 cups of hospitality

Mix together! Spread all around!

That sort of thing with different things?

Answer 1

1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
floor

Answer 2

Recipe for a Happy Family -
1 Husband, 1 Wife, Children, 1 Bible for each, 1 Home, generous portions of Prayers, 3 cups Love - firmly packed, 1 pkg. Playing Together, 1 portion Patience, 1 portion Understanding, 1 portion Forgiveness, 1 small Paddle, 1 cup Kisses. Mix thoroughly and sprinkle with awareness. Bake in moderate oven of everyday life, using as fuel all the grudges and past unpleasantness. Cool and turn onto a platter of cheerfulness. Garnish with tears and laughter in large helpings. Serve God, Country & Community.

Definitely worth 10 points, Thanks.

Answer 3

GOOD MARRIAGE RECIPE

3 cups of Love
4 spoons of Hope
2 cups of Warmth
2 spoons of Tenderness
1 cup of Forgiveness
1 pint of Faith
1 cup of Friends
1 barrel of Laughter

Combine Love & Warmth, Mix thoroughly with
Tenderness. Add Forgiveness and Blend with Friends & Hope. Sprinkle all remaining Tenderness. Stir in a generous amount of Faith and Laughter. Bake with Sunshine, Say God's blessings over it and serve daily in generous helpings.

Answer 4

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get*~

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

A Whole Lotta Lovins' Goin Around*~ :) Keep on Smilin*

Answer 5

here's poem called Love's recipe.
my boyfriend had this poem framed with our picture in

A drop of joy, a dash of care,
a sparf of hope, a cup of share,
a spoon of trust,
a pinch of glad,
a glass of hugs you have to add.
a bowl of warmth,
a can of grace, a pound of smiles,
a twist of space,
a pint of dreams,
a splash of nice,
an ounce or two of friendly spice.
a lot more "we",
a lot less "I",
a lot more "our"
and a little less "my"
a jug of truth, a mug of fun, a happy face for everyone.
Find somewhere a great big pot,
into which you throw the lot,
mix with ladle from above, what comes out...
...call it love.

:)

Answer 6

Four cups of honesty.

Answer 7

for a minute there i thought you were my doctor,he put me on a diet and said when you sit down to eat if it taste like food when you put it in your mouth spit it out you can't have it.

Answer 8

I'd like to find a butcher shop that doesn't handle meat .

Answer 9

I prefer food thanks