2007-03-17 16:51:34 · 13 answers · asked by wer r 1 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ STDs
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2007-03-17 16:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't do drugs. One time a guy came in for an UDS and i gave him the instructions and test and he came out of bathroom and handed me a specimen that read 100degrees on the therm strip on cup, but urine felt cold. I poured urine into second cup and it didn't even register. I took donor's temperature--97.3. He obviously was trying to pass someone else's urine for his own and probably used lighter/match to heat strip on cup. What a moron!! I also deny green urine. For some reason, donors think they can buy stuff to "cleanse" their urine, I reject green urine, and because of suspicion, I have the authority to do an OBSERVED UDS collection. Fakers often will protest because they don't want to use their own urine for test, then I simply call employer, court or whoever is ordering test and tell them what is going on and if they still want the test ran, if donor leaves without giving sample, it is considered a refusal to test, so no job for donor, probation violation for donor, etc. It's easier to stay clean than trying to come up with a way to fake an UDS.
2007-03-20 22:18:04 · answer #2 · answered by nursegrl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Swap your urine with someone elses. Like your kid. Make sure not to swap with a woman though if you are a man because if she is taking cotraceptives then you will ahve a lot to explain why you take contraceptives. Or her HCG levels might be elevated and then you would have to explain why you are about to get pregnant.
2007-03-19 12:45:19 · answer #3 · answered by emanzit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends what your trying to hide...reefer stays in your system the longest...up to 30 days...there are things on the market that is suppose to hide the detection of drugs but they are either very unpleasent to take or not very worth while....check this site out: http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/
now go and smoke a doobie and relax...lol..and to all you holyer than though pricks...get a life or have a beer...sheeeesh!
2007-03-18 11:05:09 · answer #4 · answered by Stuart B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since you haven't elaborated I am assuming the question relates to a urine test for illicit drug use. The best way to pass that test is to not do drugs.
2007-03-17 23:56:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Have a parent or grandparent piss in a small plastic bottle. keep it close to your body. Empty into cup during whiz quiz.
Oh.........and pray ..........donars of piss dont give gaurantees.
Your not clean, are they? HMMMM
2007-03-18 07:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by lilomenu 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
seeing no one has attempted any inteligent answer , let me try...
depends entirely on the half-life of the substace in question.
also your metobolic rate.
best I can do ,without knowing specificly what you need to circumvent or just how much is in your system.
2007-03-18 09:35:15 · answer #7 · answered by digger 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either go smoke you another one and don't piss. Or lay off the stuff.
2007-03-18 00:03:11 · answer #8 · answered by medicfreak 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you have been doing illegal stuff I hope you get caught so you can get some help.
Best Of Luck To You
2007-03-18 00:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by Timothy Y 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
For a UA ? Just be clean, no more drinking or drugging !
2007-03-18 00:17:15 · answer #10 · answered by emeraldbeach243 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't do the drugs and you have nothing to worry about. Only lowlife-losers use illegal drugs.
2007-03-18 08:34:01 · answer #11 · answered by michael_trussell 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋