because we all know women go some where where no one will hear like a woods.
2007-02-24 21:06:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Ethnic Cuisine
A man who was a reporter went to interview a midwife in a hospital and was disgusted by the noise of a woman in labour saying that it could not be as bad as all that and that the woman was just attention seeking. The midwife disagreed and then asked the man if he had ever had a baby? Reluctantly the man said that no, he had not, but he still did not believe it could be thaat bad.
The midwife produced a whole bucket full of sauerkraut (well know for its gaseous tendencies) and told him to go home and eat it and not to go to a toilet, pass wind or sauerkraut until he came back a week later.
Needless to say the man came back in agony begging for cas and air, having put a cork up his back side to prevent any accidents.
He could hold on no longer - the cork came out at the rate of nots ricocheting around the room, the smell was awful the pain worse - and the man was sympathetic.
Basically, however hard you try to hold it in, it will come out one way or another!
2007-02-25 02:47:17 · answer #1 · answered by zakiit 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If we could not get rid of gas we would save the planet from gas emissions.
We would all explode and that would be that.
Did you know that a fart is highly flammable and if we all farted near to a flame we could cause an explosion
2007-02-26 04:13:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gas will relieve you with a big bang.
2007-02-28 15:20:57 · answer #3 · answered by mangal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are two openings for our digestive system: mouth & anus.
So if it doesn't get out as fart, it gets out as burp.
If you mean you are trapped in public and need to fart badly and bathroom is not accessible, you can start smoking to cover up the smell.
2007-02-25 10:08:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The smell would ooze out of ur pores and everyone would stink
2007-02-26 18:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would suffer from severe abdominal pain, not be able to eat and eventually burst.
2007-02-25 05:15:23 · answer #6 · answered by rustybones 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe your eyes would pop out!
2007-03-01 04:26:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would result in a burp..? I fart, just not so that anyone can hear it.
2007-02-25 05:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by Joyce R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there will always be a Poooooooofect ending
2007-02-25 05:11:04 · answer #9 · answered by sharky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you MUST be kidding me..i bust my a.s.s so much I dont care whos around and they dont hear....Whats wrong with you lol?
2007-02-27 01:01:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋