Mine is, after gorging out on chinese buffet, I opened up my fortune cookie and read it. It said, "I will never know the meaning of the word hunger."
2006-08-06 22:18:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Ethnic Cuisine
I got one that said "Help, I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery!" once.
And then one other time I got one that said, "That WASN'T chicken!!!!"
2006-08-06 22:25:15 · answer #1 · answered by pynkbyrd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not any special one, but I used to frequent a Chinese place whose owner let me in on a funny thing: Smart and sassy Chinese fortune cookies. Some were quite outrageous! Some were downright sexy.
2006-08-07 14:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by hopflower 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, hopefully you didn't learn the meaning 2 hours later.
LOL
The funniest one I ever saw said, " Help! I'm trapped in this fortune cookie factory..."
2006-08-07 03:23:44 · answer #3 · answered by metrobluequeen1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i used to go to this chinese bbq place that had "red" fortune cookies. they were the kind with sexy fortunes. some of them were really funny!
2006-08-09 12:44:50 · answer #4 · answered by ms v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It said that i would have a great fortune , but i'm still waiting.
2006-08-06 23:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya
2006-08-06 22:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by Jimmy H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer.
2006-08-07 03:46:20 · answer #7 · answered by jimbell 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got one once that said: It is sunny somewhere
true story, and it made me think they arent even trying anymore, lol
2006-08-06 22:25:54 · answer #8 · answered by mattman878 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your co-workers like your smell.
I never understood that one.
And I seriously did get that one.
I'll never forget it. Evil people.
2006-08-07 13:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by Lavina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A short stranger will enter your life
I was like, "I'm not pregnant"!
2006-08-07 07:46:40 · answer #10 · answered by That Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋