well?
2006-07-06 17:18:54 · 8 answers · asked by jammerz4life 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
hell yes! Why do u think he created the sun?
2006-07-06 17:20:24 · answer #1 · answered by catsup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was one of those burritoes that I had a few years ago in a little cantina here in San Antonio. I wasn't aware that the darkest, black chile sauce rated 5,000 alarms. The chefs promised me that it was completely non-animal in origin and vegan-ly tasty. Needless to say, I had to take a sick day for the times running to the bathroom due to the gallons of water I had to still drink hours later. Indeed, if Satan exists...and I believe he is in human form somewhere hanging around on earth now...he would LOVE these burritoes!
2006-07-07 00:26:05 · answer #2 · answered by bjorktwin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you think lightning is and thunder and all that rain? It is when God makes a burrito that hot, fire comes out of the mouth (lightning) and God farts (thunder). The rain is overflow from all the water he is gulping down.
I guess he just made a burrito.
2006-07-07 00:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by worldisstillthesame 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im pretty sure he could. But even then..he probably still could eat it...i mean c'mon..hes God!
2006-07-07 00:42:07 · answer #4 · answered by allicinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God can do anything, but fail.
2006-07-07 01:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by elliebear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but then Hell would start looking good...
......bad marketing.
2006-07-07 00:24:26 · answer #6 · answered by R J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could i take a dump so big i couldnt flush it???
count it
2006-07-07 00:21:50 · answer #7 · answered by kvcam1732 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the heck? i guess he could i mean he is god...
2006-07-07 00:21:43 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Adoarable Butt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋