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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions.
Then ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe and natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately.
And with regular doses you can live the life that you have always wanted to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past(well shyness anyway).
And you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Start living with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila.
However women who would like to nurse or become pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects include dizziness,lustfullness,nausea,
loss of virginity,
loss of clothing,naked twister,loss of money,headache,all night rounds of strip poker...
Tequila leave shyness behind

2006-07-06 11:43:21 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5 in Food & Drink Entertaining

Guess this should be under the spirits section.,,Sorry...

2006-07-06 12:15:20 · update #1

4 answers

Awesome! Have you seen this?
Christmas Cake recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one cup and drink.

Turn on electric mixer...
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK, try another
cup...just in case.

Turn off the miserer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor...

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers jus! t pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

finally, throw the bowl in the stink, finish the tequila and find someone
to dance with.

2006-07-06 22:33:33 · answer #1 · answered by justagirl 3 · 1 0

You forgot to mention that lime Jell-O snack packs fresh out of the microwave also have the same effect as tequila.

2006-07-07 16:34:26 · answer #2 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 0 0

#1 Social Reprogramming Method : http://SocialAnxiety.uzaev.com/?VKgQ

2016-06-21 06:59:58 · answer #3 · answered by Mollie 3 · 0 0

Good... that is why you should drink Casa Noble Tequila every day... will also keep you young.

2006-07-07 12:14:25 · answer #4 · answered by agavemark 4 · 0 0

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