FIFA World Cup (TM) - September 2007

2007-09-01 14:17:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2007-09-01 09:32:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go shopping.

Dear Mrs. Murry,
Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras.
MEMO
Re: Complaints
14 Things Mr. Wayne Murry has done while his spouse is shopping:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3.July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
4. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by.
5. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

2007-09-01 04:42:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous