Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go shopping.
Dear Mrs. Murry,
Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras.
MEMO
Re: Complaints
14 Things Mr. Wayne Murry has done while his spouse is shopping:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3.July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
4. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by.
5. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
2007-09-01 04:42:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
7. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.
11. December 6: In the auto department, practised his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker he assumes the foetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!
2007-09-01 04:44:16 · update #1
And; last, but not least!
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Thank you
2007-09-01 04:45:15 · update #2
I found this one to be quite amusing as well dear.
2007-09-01 04:56:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I laughed out loud. That is how I knew it was funny
2007-09-01 11:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by teacher 55 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like that guy needs some serious medical help!!
2007-09-01 11:56:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's funny!
2007-09-01 12:21:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before and its still just as funny
lol
2007-09-01 12:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by Tony B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice...
2007-09-01 11:55:53 · answer #6 · answered by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not for me b/c i have heard it before. I concur with
You are welcome.
2007-09-01 11:53:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, and it's in the wrong section.
2007-09-01 11:49:34 · answer #8 · answered by mattgo64 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
NOT AS FUNNY AS MB.
2007-09-01 11:48:56 · answer #9 · answered by Stan I Sebastian 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love it... LMAO
2007-09-01 11:58:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋