Other - Games & Recreation - September 2006

my prof started to tell one the other day, and she ruined the punchline, so she laughed and stopped telling it, when we asked her to explain, or to tell it again, i was still really confused.
Here's what she said:

a man went out of town and asked his brother to take care of his cat while he was gone.
when he got home, he went to his brother and said 'wheres my cat?"
"The cats dead" his brother says
"well thats so mean! you could have led up to it, like 'there was an accident, i rushed him to the vet, he just didnt make it.' you dont have to be so rude about it!" the man says
The brother is sorry and promises to be kinder
"so how's mom?" the man asks
"well..." the brother hesitates "mom got real sick, we took her to the hospital"

this is where my prof ruined the joke. she said that 'mom was on the roof'

im so confused! does anyone know this joke? can you write the whole thing out for me? Greatly appreciated!

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