my prof started to tell one the other day, and she ruined the punchline, so she laughed and stopped telling it, when we asked her to explain, or to tell it again, i was still really confused.
Here's what she said:
a man went out of town and asked his brother to take care of his cat while he was gone.
when he got home, he went to his brother and said 'wheres my cat?"
"The cats dead" his brother says
"well thats so mean! you could have led up to it, like 'there was an accident, i rushed him to the vet, he just didnt make it.' you dont have to be so rude about it!" the man says
The brother is sorry and promises to be kinder
"so how's mom?" the man asks
"well..." the brother hesitates "mom got real sick, we took her to the hospital"
this is where my prof ruined the joke. she said that 'mom was on the roof'
im so confused! does anyone know this joke? can you write the whole thing out for me? Greatly appreciated!
2006-09-01 08:10:17 · 8 answers · asked by MRose 4 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
I think you've got most of it there...
a man leaves town and asks his brother to take care of his beloved cat ... yada-yada-yada
he returns and asks "So how's my cat, Binky?"
"Dead!" his brother replies. "Turned toes up and died just like that!"
"But ... but ... but ..."
"But what?" asks the brother.
"But that was such a horrible shock the way you said it. You should have led up to it gradually and let me prepare myself for the bad news."
"Like how?"
"Like you could have said :Binky got up on the roof and we couldn't get her down ... and then you could have said: We finally got Binky down but she looked so sick we had to take her to the vet ... and then you could have said: she had to have an operation but the vet couldn't save her ... I'm sorry, your cat died! ... or something like that."
"Okay."
"So how's grandma?"
"Oh - well, grandma got up on the roof and we couldn't get her down."
2006-09-01 08:17:50 · answer #1 · answered by Orinoco 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-02 10:10:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the brother who's cat it was says you could have said the cat was on the roof...it fell off...we took it to the vet...but it died... so when he asked about Mom.. the other one starts out...well mom is on the roof...in other words Mom didn't make it- she's dead.
2006-09-01 15:18:52 · answer #3 · answered by Sammy F 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
she combined two jokes... here it is
guy goes away... friend is cat sitting....guy comes back... "how's my little poofy love schmuffins?"
"it's dead"
"how rude... you could've been a little more gentle in the delivery of that sensitive information... maybe said something like my cat's up on the roof and i can't get her down..."
"oh... my bad"
"How's mom doing.. i love her tons"
"moms is up on the roof and i can't get her down"
so there is the joke..... there are better jokes
2006-09-01 15:16:57 · answer #4 · answered by sniffles 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I get it, its simple
real simple
shes not supposed to finish the joke
the punch line is the ending
2006-09-01 15:13:30 · answer #5 · answered by -)-(- 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-09-01 15:15:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
?
2006-09-01 15:12:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dunno the joke
2006-09-01 15:11:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋