Poll and Survey
This is co-written by me and my sis
1. You wake up at 1 AM. You check your dog. He’s fine. You go to the bathroom only to discover a bum scrubbing your floor and reciting poetry. Your reaction?
2. Your cat has gone missing and you see a blood trail. You follow it and see your cat injured. You try to pick the cat up but the blood gets all over you. Your cat starts meowing and scratching you. It bites one of your fingers off. What to do? (The vet is unconscious by the way)
3. You are preparing for your best friend’s birthday party and on the way to the party you get a phone call saying your friend is in the hospital. You go to see her the next day and find her crying. All she says is “why couldn’t I have a party!” What do you do to cheer her up? \
4. You are at a restaurant and your father makes fun of your endeavors to lose weight to the handsome waiter. He looks at you with pity. Then your father continues to make rude remarks. What do you do to shut him up?
5. You go to bed. You wake up and feel sweaty. You hear a distant voice. It whispers “hey... hey!” You feel your blankets being ripped off and a huge dog jumping on your bed and growling. Your bedroom door burst open and the room goes cold! You see before your eyes red eyes, a slobbering mouth, and a axe in his hand. Then the ceiling begins to rain. Then you hear a scream so frightening that you want to crawl into the grave and die! Then you hear weeping of a little girl. She is throwing up all over you. What do you do?
6. Marco wants to marry you, but he can’t speak english. Do you say “yes.” By the way Marco is the most handsome man on earth. Created by Russian scientists. All the girls slobber!!!
7. There is a bunny rabbit that won’t leave you alone so you start running hoping to lose it, you go in a dark alley and breath a sigh of relief. You turn your head and see the bunny. He says “HI JACKIE!” Then he begins to hug you. And you can’t loose yourself from his grip. What shall ye do?
2007-12-13
11:19:42
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9 answers
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asked by
Viola G.
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