Poll & Survey?

Question

Poll and Survey
This is co-written by me and my sis

1. You wake up at 1 AM. You check your dog. He’s fine. You go to the bathroom only to discover a bum scrubbing your floor and reciting poetry. Your reaction?

2. Your cat has gone missing and you see a blood trail. You follow it and see your cat injured. You try to pick the cat up but the blood gets all over you. Your cat starts meowing and scratching you. It bites one of your fingers off. What to do? (The vet is unconscious by the way)

3. You are preparing for your best friend’s birthday party and on the way to the party you get a phone call saying your friend is in the hospital. You go to see her the next day and find her crying. All she says is “why couldn’t I have a party!” What do you do to cheer her up? \

4. You are at a restaurant and your father makes fun of your endeavors to lose weight to the handsome waiter. He looks at you with pity. Then your father continues to make rude remarks. What do you do to shut him up?

5. You go to bed. You wake up and feel sweaty. You hear a distant voice. It whispers “hey... hey!” You feel your blankets being ripped off and a huge dog jumping on your bed and growling. Your bedroom door burst open and the room goes cold! You see before your eyes red eyes, a slobbering mouth, and a axe in his hand. Then the ceiling begins to rain. Then you hear a scream so frightening that you want to crawl into the grave and die! Then you hear weeping of a little girl. She is throwing up all over you. What do you do?

6. Marco wants to marry you, but he can’t speak english. Do you say “yes.” By the way Marco is the most handsome man on earth. Created by Russian scientists. All the girls slobber!!!

7. There is a bunny rabbit that won’t leave you alone so you start running hoping to lose it, you go in a dark alley and breath a sigh of relief. You turn your head and see the bunny. He says “HI JACKIE!” Then he begins to hug you. And you can’t loose yourself from his grip. What shall ye do?

Answer 1

1. Give him some bleach and tell him to clean the tub while he's at it.

2. Put the cat down, put a bandage around my hand. (all while silently freaking out on the inside)

3. Bring everyone who was invited to party in her hospital room... woohoo!!!!

4. Nothing, I'll just get up and walk out.

5. Scream like theres no tomorrow, then with a rush of adrenaline kick the dog and little girl off the bed and run to my parents room.

6. Hell yeah! he can always take language classes... lol

7. Hug him back! who cant resist a hug from a talking bunny! ^.^

Answer 2

1. What the he**...I must be dreaming ! Then call the police!
2. I throw it across the room ! Then I call my dad ask ask him what the heck to do !
3. I hug her and tell her everything will be ok..I tell her things could have been much worse, and she will get through this..
4. (In a very irritated voice).."Dad, I would really appreciate if you would stop right now ! You are being extremely rude".. Hopefully he'd get the point because I usually don't flip like that. If he did it again, I'd walk out !
5. Oh my gosh ! Ughh I would probably just try to run away .. I'm not sure
6. Well I can speak Spanish, and he just may be Spanish with that name (or Portuguese) and yes, I would marry him anyway..If I didn't understand his language I would just have to learn and he would have to do the same ! I would never give up on love !
7. Kick him in the "area" and throw some more fierce kicks and punches.. and then just starting jetting..(I'm a really fast runner)

That was interesting :)

Answer 3

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Answer 4

1. What are you doing at this time in the morning?????
2. I'll call for help.
3. Hold a party at the hospital room.
4. Shove a bread into his mouth.
5. Pray!
6. No, Im married.
7. Take him home.

Answer 5

1. Thanks for scrubbing my floor but please for the love of God, shut up...

2. I'll probably kill my cat if he tries to attack me again, that darn cat...

3. I'll tell her there is always next year. =P

4. I'll walk out...

5. Are you watching too much tv?

6. Marco can go back to his own country, beauty is only skin deep. =P

7. Hmmm, my name's Jen, you got the wrong person.

Answer 6

1. i'd be surprised, & be like get the f*ck out! haha
2. hm i really don't know. leave?
3. bring the party to her.
4. leave.
5. dang. i don't know. probably like pee my pants or something. haha i would freak!
6. i would say yes in russian.. haha
7. bite it or something haha

Answer 7

1.Call police
2.Sit and die a slow painful death
3.Get her a puppy
4.Tell him to be quiet, then later turn aneorexic
5.Lay and die a slow painful death
6.I fake my own death
7.Tell him I killed the Easter bunny

Answer 8

I'm too tired to read all of these.

Answer 9

I would say holy S. H. I. T. to all of those.