..... the Boroughs just don't feel like it
Which Borough has the best excuse.....
A) Manhattan - I'm tired of all of the tourist's coming all year long and staring at me .... I feel so vulnerable right now.
B) Bronx - I don't have enough matching dinner plates ...you'll have to drink out of jelly jars and White Castle cups.
C) Brooklyn - Fuggetabout it ... its getting cold here. Me & my snowbird will be flying down to Miami until April.
D) Queens - I just got my hair & nails done. I've starved my self & lost 12 pounds to fit into this nice dress and I WANT TO GO OUT for a change.
E) Staten Island - Are you TALKING TO ME! ... I'm sure you're not Talking to me ...Hey Vito, ...is dis guy talking to ME!
2007-11-09
14:34:06
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7 answers
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Ronatnyu
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