Polls & Surveys (Entertainment & Music) - 29 October 2007

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!"

"DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"

"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER."

HIS FRIEND SAYS, "I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH."

"A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"

"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW."

2007-10-29 03:45:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Who on P&S can make beautiful babies together?

2007-10-29 03:43:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Do you get all ina huff over small s*** that happens 2 you or do you embrace it and accept it as part of life?

2007-10-29 03:43:00 · 15 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7

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I am trying to fix my Q/A so my contacts can see. Can you read this?

2007-10-29 03:42:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

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who runs faster when you go for the morning walk? you or your dog!!!?

2007-10-29 03:41:58 · 9 answers · asked by VG! 1

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What's your aspiration?

2007-10-29 03:41:51 · 7 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7

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Is everything really BIGGER in Texas?

=)

2007-10-29 03:41:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Im 23 years old and 5 feet 7 inches tall, do I look fat?

I won’t tell you how much I weigh but what do you think,
do i need to lose some weight?

http://uk.360.yahoo.com/my_profile-1WhM6Y4ibrYIImiwgIJJ5N6vxHG.70M-?cq=1

360 - the girl in the dress.

im sorry i have asked this question before it was spoilt because on of my contacts got very abusive.

2007-10-29 03:41:15 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous

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When U Were In High School (Survey)?

Did you........
1.)party
2.)do drugs
3.)drink
4.)cheat on bf/gfs
5.)skip school alot
6.)get into fights....
7.)get good grades
8.)know what career path u wanted
9.) want to goto college
10.) have a job
11.)were u in a band
12.)stay with one person through all of HS.

NOW......
tell me if u do any of these things now too....

EXAMPLE:
1.)party
~Answer: Yes, But now I don't.....

Please Answer This.

thanx if u do.♥

2007-10-29 03:40:49 · 10 answers · asked by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6

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How can Y!A say Drat, there's nothing here right now, when I SAW a whole bunch of questions 2 seconds ago?

2007-10-29 03:40:05 · 12 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7

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What`s the easiest and least painful way of removing unwanted hair?

2007-10-29 03:39:43 · 12 answers · asked by *Fletch* 5

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What have you had to eat today???

It's 2.30 in the afternoon here and I've had a bag of crisps so far, but I'm saving myself for a gorgeous roast dinner later.

I'm gonna have roast pork with crackling, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, yorkshire pudding, carrots, cabbage, sprouts & gravy mmmmmmmmmm

I should have had this yesterday, Sunday Lunch, but got distracted so making it today.

What about you, what've you had so far and what's your next meal????????

2007-10-29 03:39:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

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What's up with all the pervy questions? Can't people keep that stuff to themselves?

Some things are just innapropriate. And kids are on here too! Geez.

2007-10-29 03:38:10 · 13 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7

Polls & Surveys - 29 October 2007