Okay so I woke up gay and happy this morning and stumbled carefully across the hardwood into my stylishly dark bathroom.
I reached blindly for my toothpaste and toothbrush, unscrewed the cap and squeezed powerfully until the mint-flavoured gunk ejected.
I inserted the brush gently into my happy smile and attempted to brush intelligently yet creatively
Suddenly and without precedent or warning my brush shot across my mouth, crashed over the left side of my gaping fly trap, skidded across my cheek and propelled outwards into the open air.
I'm like OMG..I have no teeth. Thoughtfully and dumbfoundedly I switched on the light and much to my dismayed surprise I discovered that I had gooped the wrong side of my toothbrush.
I dropped to a nearby chair to gain my bearing.
What shocking moment did you have this morning?
2007-10-25
01:05:57
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