Okay so I woke up gay and happy this morning and stumbled carefully across the hardwood into my stylishly dark bathroom.
I reached blindly for my toothpaste and toothbrush, unscrewed the cap and squeezed powerfully until the mint-flavoured gunk ejected.
I inserted the brush gently into my happy smile and attempted to brush intelligently yet creatively
Suddenly and without precedent or warning my brush shot across my mouth, crashed over the left side of my gaping fly trap, skidded across my cheek and propelled outwards into the open air.
I'm like OMG..I have no teeth. Thoughtfully and dumbfoundedly I switched on the light and much to my dismayed surprise I discovered that I had gooped the wrong side of my toothbrush.
I dropped to a nearby chair to gain my bearing.
What shocking moment did you have this morning?
2007-10-25 01:05:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Almost the same thing but . my lite was out in my bathroom. Their is no window so it is pitch dark. when i reached for the toothpaste and started brushing all of a sudden my mouth got burning hot with a funny taste. I run in to the kitchen rinse my mouth till it stops burning. then i go back to the bathroom to see why the tooth paste burned be and noticed i grabbed the icy hot(stuff you rub on sore mussels) not the tooth paste.That's why my mouth burned. YUK
2007-10-25 01:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Erm, waking up in a roomful of lads
wearing dressing gowns lol and then eating the remainder of last nights chinese meal while drinking a cup of tea (gross!)
2007-10-25 08:11:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny.
it started to rain, so i ran outside to collect the washing of the line before it got wet. as i was going out the door i slipped and went for a ride. it hurt.
2007-10-25 08:14:05 · answer #3 · answered by Dylangirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went to the dentist: teeth-pain & big 'spending'
I don't need to tell more ... what a shock!
2007-10-25 08:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by Ivory33 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to burst a tenner at the shop this morning ... that was traumatic !
2007-10-25 08:12:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son jumping on the bed!!xx
2007-10-25 08:10:53 · answer #6 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I woke up this morning...and I was still me. LOL
2007-10-25 08:11:21 · answer #7 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atlanta traffic!!!!
2007-10-25 08:14:30 · answer #8 · answered by crocolyle10 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my daughter woke up before the alarm... talk about shocking.....lol
2007-10-25 08:10:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I woke up.
2007-10-25 08:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋