My friend unfortunately lacks the superior breeding and advanced social skills that seem to come so naturally to myself. Stanko has been my close friend for many years but I am concerned that he has never dated. He is quite a catch in some ways, being independently wealthy through his artificial insemination programs at local piggeries. He does have a few quirks though - the barking at strangers and groin sniffing that used to entertain us so much as children has now become a bit tiring as he approaches the age of 34. Any suggestions on how I should introduce Stanko to my many female friends?
2007-10-12
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