My friend unfortunately lacks the superior breeding and advanced social skills that seem to come so naturally to myself. Stanko has been my close friend for many years but I am concerned that he has never dated. He is quite a catch in some ways, being independently wealthy through his artificial insemination programs at local piggeries. He does have a few quirks though - the barking at strangers and groin sniffing that used to entertain us so much as children has now become a bit tiring as he approaches the age of 34. Any suggestions on how I should introduce Stanko to my many female friends?
2007-10-12 00:09:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
can you hook me up with him, I need a nitwit boyfriend that I can make clean my house.
he can sniff me and bark, so long as he doesnt forget to add the fabric softener during the rinse cycle, oh and he has to sleep on the balcony
2007-10-12 00:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think Stanko sounds very special. It's nice of you to help out your less fortunate friends, and honestly I didn't think you were that great a person before I read this.
If I were you, though, I wouldn't introduce him to any of your personal female "friends". You'll soon find out that they aren't very picky and will accept money from just about anyone. This will make you bitter and your ladies will lose income if you decide not to frequent their services any longer. If I've learned anything about you in this short time it's that you have a high sex drive and you most likely contribute up to 75% of their earnings. Think of your hoes, man.
2007-10-12 03:18:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Does "vegetative state" apply to any of your many female friends? That might be a winner. I did set up a friend on a blind date once. Fortunately he was a necrophiliac due to her missing a curb at a busy intersection before the date. There is a negative side to those handicapped ramps at the corners.
2007-10-12 01:04:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have and they ended up dating for about 6 months.
2007-10-12 00:15:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At 34 he must be too set in his ways to meet and adapt and blend and get along with a mate.Will be a bit difficult.
2007-10-12 00:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have arranged a blind date twice before. Here's my suggestion, get some female friends first.
2007-10-12 00:16:07 · answer #6 · answered by kitkat1640 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this "friend" you? You better not be going on blind dates with other men or women. Don't make me burn your hut down.
2007-10-12 01:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't! Let him sniff them out for himself!
2007-10-12 00:26:27 · answer #8 · answered by Princess Picalilly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easy... make sure she 'is' blind.
2007-10-12 00:18:30 · answer #9 · answered by MJR 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes i have
2007-10-12 00:11:15 · answer #10 · answered by Mic 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋