Polls & Surveys - 24 September 2007

And when you think back about it, do you think it could have been a figment of your imagination or are you quite certain?

2007-09-24 01:20:03 · 23 answers · asked by LoveBeingAMum 5

and do you believe in.

a) 50/50 relationship
b) give and take whatever you have in a relationship
c) He/She pays for everything in the relationship
d) Other

2007-09-24 01:17:17 · 1 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6

electrocute their citizens with tasers?

2007-09-24 01:15:32 · 2 answers · asked by sister_godzilla 6

I do!

2007-09-24 01:15:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2007-09-24 01:14:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I reckon its true.

2007-09-24 01:13:57 · 22 answers · asked by No use for a name! 2

I like nothing more than going out on the weekend to the town which is about 15 miles from where i live and having a good drinking session with my friends.

It costs about £25 by cab so i have decided to take the car and drive home after so i can spend the cab money on chasers and dope,me and my friends who i take home on the way think i drive ok and we always go the quiet route home to avoid other road users (mainly the police).

So i think the law should be changed because if i drive ok after drinking and smoking dope,there maybe other people who are just as capable as me why should we waste money on cabs.

2007-09-24 01:13:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-24 01:13:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-24 01:12:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,"

Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do
about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a
doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
Wal-Mart."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
THIS IS REALLY FUNNY!!
The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better!
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

2007-09-24 01:09:50 · 19 answers · asked by siobhansofie 4

2007-09-24 01:09:33 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-24 01:08:27 · 20 answers · asked by htpanther 3

2007-09-24 01:08:17 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3

What do you do when faced with a "friend" who is like this?
Do you hide when they come to the door, or do you have a coping strategy?

2007-09-24 01:08:02 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-24 01:07:39 · 13 answers · asked by Lasagna delivery guy 5

http://www.ei.lehigh.edu/people/sahagian.html

2007-09-24 01:07:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ketchup from certain fast food places tastes bad on fries from another place? Like putting McDonalds ketchup on Burger King fries is just wrong....

2007-09-24 01:06:57 · 2 answers · asked by ○•○•Cassie•○•○ 6

I cannot wait!!! roll on 10 o'clock!!!!

2007-09-24 01:05:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-24 01:05:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-24 01:05:11 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous

About how he ran up and started yelling questions when he wasn't even in line, and he actively fought to get free from the cops? It is a shame nobody shows the whole story on the video clips.
Here is a link to what really happened.
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/ver/242/popup/index.php?cl=4159712

2007-09-24 01:04:00 · 4 answers · asked by 9D4KHP 2

2007-09-24 01:03:45 · 8 answers · asked by htpanther 3

2007-09-24 01:02:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-24 01:02:43 · 15 answers · asked by htpanther 3

2007-09-24 01:01:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

To me they are both annoying as hell

2007-09-24 00:59:31 · 13 answers · asked by LiveLifeFILTHY 2

I've been watching music videos of some of my favorite soundtracks and I wish that I could get the movies out and watch them instead of running around all day in this heat we are expecting.

2007-09-24 00:59:25 · 8 answers · asked by ? 7

What are your thoughts about him coming to N.Y. and taking part of a forum after being on Iranian tv in front of a billboard saying death to America. I am appaulled that he is here and feel that the people that donate money to that universaty.

2007-09-24 00:58:47 · 8 answers · asked by suzypjs2000 3

can you blow a few kisses my way?

2007-09-24 00:56:53 · 14 answers · asked by i'm a 9? 2

have you ever posted an answer to a question and put the wrong word in by mistake i have been wetting myself here with laughter ..i put the word hit by torpedoes instead of tornadoes... to a weather quetion i have rectified it though.......

2007-09-24 00:53:07 · 6 answers · asked by casha1 6