One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,"
Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do
about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a
doctor."
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
Wal-Mart."
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
THIS IS REALLY FUNNY!!
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better!
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
2007-09-24 01:09:50 · 19 answers · asked by siobhansofie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ROTFLMAO!!!
2007-09-25 03:58:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-09-24 08:15:38 · answer #2 · answered by ○•○•Cassie•○•○ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny. Well I guess the saying is true, you can find everything at Wal-Mart.
2007-09-24 08:16:43 · answer #3 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genius.
2007-09-24 08:15:48 · answer #4 · answered by Chupa mi Juevos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Walmart too but I never heard them anounce those things . I guess I am too busy shopping..
2007-09-24 08:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by Eileen J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so hard I shook my baby belly
2007-09-24 08:18:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. Thats why I shop at walmart.
2007-09-24 08:17:12 · answer #7 · answered by Dani 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
so now who's been fooled?
lol
2007-09-24 08:17:01 · answer #8 · answered by prickHEADnCRAZY 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny !
2007-09-24 08:18:47 · answer #9 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow hahahahhahahahahahhahaaha
2007-09-24 08:18:40 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want a crack at that computer! lol!
2007-09-24 08:15:40 · answer #11 · answered by starcharlieblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋