Polls & Surveys - 4 September 2007

They always hide the questions from me...and this will prolly get removed, but it hurts, ya know? Gets me in my heart..tugs on them heart strings....*sniffle*

2007-09-04 10:42:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2007-09-04 10:42:22 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous

♥♥♥We are supposed to come up with this poem for Bible class. I want to know what you think of it♥♥♥

♥♦♥It's last minute so.......♥♦♥

2007-09-04 10:42:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-04 10:41:29 · 8 answers · asked by HarveyB 7

2007-09-04 10:40:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's a simple question.....YES or NO.

2007-09-04 10:40:50 · 18 answers · asked by Rick 1

i'm a shopaholic... :(

2007-09-04 10:40:29 · 57 answers · asked by lipgloss veins 1

Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.

If Helen Keller had ESP, would you say she had a fourth sense?

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Have you been to Wal-Mart lately? You have to be 300 pounds to get the automatic doors to open.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.

There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.

Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.

Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please?

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

If at first you don't succeed, try left field.

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.

I got some new underwear yesterday. Well, it was new to me.

If #2 pencils are the most popular, are they still #2?

I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.

I live in California, and my watch is three hours fast, I can't fix it, so I'm moving to New York.

I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.

Ask to see my tattoo of a rose, but don't ask outside. I'm constantly bothered by bees.

It's not who you know, it's whom you know.

There is no "I" in "Team", but there are four in "Platitude-Quoting Idiot".

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.

Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.

George Bush has been working hard, 24 / 7 - 24 hours a week, 7 months a year.

I had amnesia once - maybe twice.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you'll never be sure.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

That guy is so old he shops at EXTREMELY Old Navy.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

If you think you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?"

2007-09-04 10:40:23 · 22 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6

How did you make it up and why?

2007-09-04 10:38:54 · 5 answers · asked by ~*NaaMean?*~ 3

Thanks People! :) Smile!

2007-09-04 10:38:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-04 10:37:35 · 68 answers · asked by maggie 4

2007-09-04 10:37:34 · 40 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3

You didnt know if it was reality or just a dream

2007-09-04 10:37:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

ok i was really bored and just wanted a question to ask so i made a poll kinda thing pick the best, your favourite,or ya!!!!!!(there's 15 quetions)

THE BEST THING:
1.red or blue?
2.night person or day person?
3.skittles or starbusrt?
4.having beautiful eyes or sexy lips?(for the guys pick wat you'd rather want for a girl to have)
5.rihanna or fergie?
6.be blind or deaf?
7.the song umbrella or shut up and drive?
8.gold or sliver?
9.do you perfer tattoos or piercings?
10.stripes or polka dots?
11.slow songs or up beat songs?
12.bow wow or chris brown?
13.bills or coins/change?
14.sun or moon or stars?(pick 1)
15.kissing or hugging or holding hands?(with someone you love also pick 1)

2007-09-04 10:37:07 · 17 answers · asked by SW33TZ 3

2007-09-04 10:36:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

honeysuckle ??

2007-09-04 10:36:20 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

For me it's paper cuts they make my blood run cold (expecially in the jackass film when their giving each other them)

2007-09-04 10:35:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

has any1 taken one?? i have one 2morrow. are they any good?

2007-09-04 10:35:40 · 1 answers · asked by green eyed irish girl 3

you ask a question and Yahoo is too busy slacking and when it finally posts, you are on page 2 at the bottom? Bit annoying if I do say so myself.

2007-09-04 10:34:21 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Livin' Life♥ 7

and the Kool-Aid man came crashing through the stall wall?

2007-09-04 10:33:11 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous

I had a dream that my cat my driving my moms car and I was with him and he kept telling me that I can't understand him... then we went to the grocery store and we saw people eating these yummy small chocolate cakes (and my cat is standing on it's hind legs the whole time) and then we walked past this bucket and inside of it was the cakes that everyone was eating and my cat looked at the price and it was $99.99 and my cat said " WOW! thats expensive" (or something like that). What does that mean? lol

2007-09-04 10:32:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-04 10:32:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-04 10:32:04 · 17 answers · asked by RidiculousQstioner w/Vengeance 2

2007-09-04 10:31:39 · 78 answers · asked by Bored 5

2007-09-04 10:31:18 · 36 answers · asked by ~*NaaMean?*~ 3

Mines 3 days after Christmas.

2007-09-04 10:30:30 · 56 answers · asked by •♣•Ninja•♣• •♣•Bunny•♣• 6

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2007-09-04 10:28:53 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-04 10:27:56 · 6 answers · asked by Pseudonym 5

2007-09-04 10:27:45 · 16 answers · asked by Erica 1

what are you doing right now? and how are you doing?

2007-09-04 10:27:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous