Polls & Surveys (Entertainment & Music) - 2 September 2007

A mother calls 911 very worried; asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room.
The kid was eating ants.
The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine .
The mother says, "I just gave him some ant killer....."
Dispatcher: "Rush him in to the emergency room!"

2007-09-02 22:25:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

3 ⤊

Are these guys geniuses?

Police in Radnor , Pa. interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.
The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

2007-09-02 22:22:48 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2 ⤊

Why should I apologise... ??

I was never consulted when they wrote the "Community Guildlines"... I dont agree... can we get over it?

2007-09-02 22:21:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

5 ⤊

Is this great technology?

I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage.
The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister."
I asked the manager what had happened.
He told me that the blonde lady driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

2007-09-02 22:20:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

9 ⤊

Is this clever?

Some time ago, we had a blonde trainee who was none too swift.
One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"
"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.
With that, the blonde took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

2007-09-02 22:18:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

3 ⤊

Have you ever let someone get away that you now think might have been 'the one'?

2007-09-02 22:18:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

6 ⤊

Are you old enough to remember when floppy discs were actually floppy?

2007-09-02 22:18:33 · 48 answers · asked by opjames 4

6 ⤊

how many pairs of slippers do you have?

2007-09-02 22:16:57 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

9 ⤊

is this great or what ?

my neighbor that lives across the courtyard always walks around nakie and she is so freakin sexy RAWr, she leaves the blinds open so its ok to look right

2007-09-02 22:16:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2 ⤊

i pilot the falcoln ..what do you pilot?

2007-09-02 22:15:37 · 18 answers · asked by ibentmywo0kie 1

2 ⤊

Is anyone else here getting PTSD, post traumatic star disorder?

now that Solly let us know that our stars could be taken away.

2007-09-02 22:14:58 · 4 answers · asked by anissia 6

3 ⤊

is there anything you did in the past that you dont want your children to know?

you dont have to say it, a yes or no answer is ok with me

2007-09-02 22:14:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

0 ⤊

name something square?

2007-09-02 22:14:11 · 23 answers · asked by ibentmywo0kie 1

11 ⤊

Were there two choices?

I recently saw a distraught young blonde lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker.Now I can't get into my car.Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

2007-09-02 22:13:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Polls & Surveys - 2 September 2007