8- You're so tired, you now answer the phone, "Hell..."
7- Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, ******!"
6- You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
5- You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.
4- Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
3- You sleep more at work than at home.
2- You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
1- You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
2007-08-16
07:23:52
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