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8- You're so tired, you now answer the phone, "Hell..."

7- Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, ******!"

6- You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.

5- You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.

4- Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

3- You sleep more at work than at home.

2- You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.

1- You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.

2007-08-16 07:23:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

7 answers

What about punching in a password on the microwave

2007-08-16 07:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sounds like somebody has a case of the mondays on a thursday...

2007-08-16 14:32:41 · answer #2 · answered by That Guy 3 · 0 0

Sh.t.. I've been denyin it, but it looks as if I'm one burned out, ate-up mofo...

Oh, well... This weekend will make it better.

2007-08-16 14:34:11 · answer #3 · answered by dark is rising 3 · 0 0

sounds like someone forgot to take his prozac this week

2007-08-16 14:29:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

leave me alone

2007-08-17 13:47:21 · answer #5 · answered by kelly S 2 · 0 0

that isn't burned out... that is burning, d'oh!!!!!

2007-08-20 01:23:38 · answer #6 · answered by rosey 7 · 0 0

LOL !!
#1 really cracked me up !!
Thanks for the funnies !! LOL !!

2007-08-17 14:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 0 0

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