Polls & Surveys (Entertainment & Music) - 5 August 2007

Star if you liked it

A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."

The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,

"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.

Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR?"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"

2007-08-05 19:40:20 · 41 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6

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who could you not live without?

2007-08-05 19:40:08 · 29 answers · asked by ? 1

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Do you think I was being unfair?

Called my girl on the cell asking her to pick me up a carton of Doral and she brings me back a can of tobacco and zig zag papers.

She calls me the next day asking me to pick her up some tampons. I bring back a large bag of cotton balls and tell her to roll her own.

2007-08-05 19:38:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

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do you eat carrots?

2007-08-05 19:35:54 · 49 answers · asked by ? 1

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Do you ever wonder why they call it "Montezuma's Revenge"??????

I mean, I don't know that I even did ANYTHING to this Montezuma guy and he's going off making me feel like this...what a tool.

2007-08-05 19:35:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Have you ever dealt with a Bridezilla?

What did you do?

2007-08-05 19:33:50 · 9 answers · asked by sweet pea 5

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How would you consider someone a true friend?

2007-08-05 19:32:31 · 27 answers · asked by NoLongerHere 7

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