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A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,
"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.
Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"
2007-08-05 19:40:20 · 41 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very funny loved it, it's worth a star so cheers LOL ♥
2007-08-05 19:46:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.A jar could not be opened! It happened with me. Kissan mixed fruit jam bottle. It seems that ther was a air lock. Fuuny air getting locked.
2007-08-05 21:56:58 · answer #2 · answered by BOND_BOND2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so loud the first time I heard this joke a few years ago. It's quite funny, I think.
2007-08-05 19:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by JADE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
we could predict the end so its not that funny,i will tell u one .A man with big pot type of stomache was taking a bath with just towel on.all of a sudden his towel fell down and one kid who was standing near him yelled dikh gya dikh gaya. the man replied to that kid yaar too lucky hai tujhe dikh gaya mujhe to das saal se nahi dikha.hahahahahah
2007-08-13 06:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by KRISHNA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. You need to be in the Jokes section
2007-08-05 19:44:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
best joke i heard all night, all the jokes I heard tonight where the sam old omes.
Nice Job
You get a star xx
Katiexx
2007-08-13 18:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by Katie H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke , Enjoyed
2007-08-13 17:53:53 · answer #7 · answered by B A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, email this piece of pure frickin' hilarity that I may share your chuckliciousness with many.That is funny ****
2007-08-13 16:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by dog biscuit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Its funny, but...the man is 75 years old, why does he need to know his sperm count?????? MebbyAnne
2007-08-11 15:19:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh and smile so i say funny
2007-08-13 18:07:29 · answer #10 · answered by redpepper_088 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋