Today we'll read from the Book of Buk, verse 4:20 -- "And so as my enemies gather to singe my pants and steal away my sausage, I shall not fear their wrath. Lo, as the Violators and Trolls ascend like locusts upon my cardboard shanty -- the one with the sock as a flag -- I shall not weep. For I know ahead there will be the Day of Grudgement, when the Gates of YAllhalla shall come clanging down, and my followers will avenge their punishments with sizzling kielbasa and soiled Wranglers, and mete out justice to all who have trespassed and conspired against me.
4:21 The YAmster and his flock shall be driven out of Van Nuys, maybe by bus. But unless he harbor the Seed of Good Will and Cheap Laughs, his soul will become empty and weak, like the sausage casing that lacks fortitude.
Amen.
*ahem* Will someone please awaken the good Sister Mary Holywater? I need her to play organ for "My Water Bottle is a Holy Water Bottle", which is in today's hymnbook on page twelve...thank you....
2007-07-29
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