What ones do you know?
Mine are....
**Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
**I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that’s how far they are ahead of me.
**I was actually going to become a Police Officer, but I decided to finish high school instead.
**I pay your salary
**Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2007-07-16
16:24:17
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Sarah
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