What ones do you know?
Mine are....
**Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
**I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that’s how far they are ahead of me.
**I was actually going to become a Police Officer, but I decided to finish high school instead.
**I pay your salary
**Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2007-07-16 16:24:17 · 40 answers · asked by Sarah 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If your car lacks a seatbelt then you could say:
'It's invisible.' When he asks you where it is.
My friend did it once it was pretty funny.
2007-07-16 16:30:27 · answer #1 · answered by Earth to Bella 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i was reaching into my glove box to get some mints to mask the smell of beer on my breath
i need a poo
i can smell bacon
havent you got some robbers to catch.....(as the boot pops open with a stash of loot)
2007-07-16 19:44:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, Barney, what kind of stupid number over the limit are you going to claim I was going? Care to prove that in court?
2007-07-16 16:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by Jess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
officer theres 2 pounds of coke in the trunk but it not mine.
2007-07-16 16:30:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Constanoon, afterble
2007-07-16 16:45:27 · answer #5 · answered by Martin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got pulled over one time for speeding .
"he asked do you know why I've pulled you over",I sad "ya you couldn't catch anyone else."
almost got away with it...lol
and when thy poll you over don't ask them ,
" what do you want" that does not work to good ether.
2007-07-16 16:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by ღ♥ஐcookie1ஐ♥ღ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about, "You sure have a glazed look in your eyes, officer. Have you been hitting the donut shop again??"
2007-07-16 16:30:04 · answer #7 · answered by frenchy62 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell an officer you don't smoke pot while you have a rolled joint behind your ear, it was on an episode of cops.
2007-07-16 16:28:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
my cousin ask a cop one time if he was andy or barney.you can also say do you know why you pulled me over?if he says yes then say well at least one of us knows
2007-07-16 16:39:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
2007-07-16 16:28:06 · answer #10 · answered by Notorious LJo 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋