Here's mine, is it funny?
These two Arab women are setting in an outdoor café in Egypt. One of them pulls out her wallet to pay and the other lady sees pictures and says, “Are those your children”? The woman says, “Yes, would you like to see them”? The other lady says yes and the wallet is opened and the pictures are removed. The lady lays down the first photo and says, ”This is my son Akmed, he was 24 in this picture”. The other lady says, “He’s a good looking boy. Is he still in school”? Sadly, the woman showing the pictures says, “No, he joined Al Qaeda and became a suicide bomber and blew himself up in Israel”. The other lady is shocked and can only say, “oh, I am so sorry”. She lays down a second picture. She says, “This is my son Habib, he’s 20 in this picture. The other lady says, “he is a good looking boy. Does he attend university”? Sadly, the mother says, “No, he joined the PLO and became a suicide bomber and blew himself up in Israel”. The other lady is shocked and says, “Oh, I am sorry for your loss”. The Mother lays down a third picture and say, “This is my son Aziz. He is 17 in this picture.” The other lady comments, “He has striking good looks. He will have a good future no doubt”. The mother gets tears in her eyes and says, “He became a suicide bomber too and he blew himself up in Iraq”. The other lady is really shocked now and doesn’t know what to say or do to console the mother. She is trying to think of what to say so she grabs the mother’s hand and says, “They blow up so fast, don’t they”?
2007-03-28
07:23:16
·
12 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous