Would you tell me a funny joke?

Question

Here's mine, is it funny?

These two Arab women are setting in an outdoor café in Egypt. One of them pulls out her wallet to pay and the other lady sees pictures and says, “Are those your children”? The woman says, “Yes, would you like to see them”? The other lady says yes and the wallet is opened and the pictures are removed. The lady lays down the first photo and says, ”This is my son Akmed, he was 24 in this picture”. The other lady says, “He’s a good looking boy. Is he still in school”? Sadly, the woman showing the pictures says, “No, he joined Al Qaeda and became a suicide bomber and blew himself up in Israel”. The other lady is shocked and can only say, “oh, I am so sorry”. She lays down a second picture. She says, “This is my son Habib, he’s 20 in this picture. The other lady says, “he is a good looking boy. Does he attend university”? Sadly, the mother says, “No, he joined the PLO and became a suicide bomber and blew himself up in Israel”. The other lady is shocked and says, “Oh, I am sorry for your loss”. The Mother lays down a third picture and say, “This is my son Aziz. He is 17 in this picture.” The other lady comments, “He has striking good looks. He will have a good future no doubt”. The mother gets tears in her eyes and says, “He became a suicide bomber too and he blew himself up in Iraq”. The other lady is really shocked now and doesn’t know what to say or do to console the mother. She is trying to think of what to say so she grabs the mother’s hand and says, “They blow up so fast, don’t they”?

Answer 1

I tend to like kid jokes, so yours is a little too sad for me...
Anyway, here's mine:
(Remember I work in an elementary school)

What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved!

:)

Answer 2

Hahahaha funny.
This one is way funnier.

A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asks. "Cojones, senor," the waiter replies. "What are cojones?" the man asks. "Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."

At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. After dinner the man informed the waiter that these were better than the pair he had the previous afternoon but the portion was much smaller.

"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."

Answer 3

I'm snickering. No. Not me.

This postman is retiring. On his last day at each stop he received a gift or some token of appreciation.

At his last stop, a beautiful woman, a blonde, opened the front door wearing only a see-through nightie. She took the postman's hand and led him upstairs. She made mad passionate love to him several times then took him back downstairs for a homecooked meal.

After he ate, she poured him a cup of coffee. He noticed a one dollar bill tucked neatly under the cup.

"Excuse me," he said. "Not to question anything that you've done, but I'm curious. Why the dollar?"

The blonde smiled. "Oh, I told my husband last night that you were retiring and asked what to give you. He said 'screw him, give him a buck.' The meal was my idea."

Answer 4

Cute. Here's some Yo Mama jokes:

Yo mama so fat she stood on a scale and it said 'to be continued'!

Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application!

Yo mama so fat when God said 'let there be light' she had to move!

Yo mama is so old she owes Jesus 10 cents!

Answer 5

i kno too much about other cultures to find it funny :( also im concerned u might hurt someone, an i felt sad for the lady...♥

knock knock

whoes there?!

i love u

i love you who?

are you always this familiar with strangers?

badumbump!

Answer 6

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

Answer 7

No I really don't have one, just repost ur question on Jokes and Riddles you'll get lots, BTW your joke is not that good, sorry!

Answer 8

How bout a yo mama funny story LOL.. My dad informed me this one once we have been little. (and whilst my mother wasnt there Lol) Your mother is so dumb, you noticed her staring on the orange juice carton, and whilst you requested why, she responded, "since it says 'pay attention'" Lol, it consistently makes me snort..

Answer 9

wrong category mate - delete and repost in Jokes & Riddles or someone will surely report you.

And its way too long for here. sorry...just trying to save your points. :-)

Answer 10

Haaaa! Nice.