Polls & Surveys - 27 March 2007

I posted these jokes on Jokes and Riddles last night and some didn't get it, do you?
I was asked to finish it.



A: “Ask me what my job is, and what the hardest part of it is.”
B: “What’s your job?”
A: “I’m a comedian”
B: “And what’s the harde…”


Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other … oh wait…

2007-03-27 06:58:23 · 6 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5

There is this neighbor I have. He comes around all the time! At first it didnt bother me. He would need a ride to the store. That was alright. Now he comes by five or six times a day bumming cigs, wanting a ride to his cousins which is walking distance away, asking for money.

For instance he came by two days ago around midnight and asked for a ride to his cousins house. It was dark so I said alright. I take him, and she isnt home, so he wants to go to another place and another, and yet another. He doesnt pay for the gas these trips take, and it is 262 a gallon here. Then I found him in my car looking for change. He gets in my car wanting to drive. I have told him this will stop, and I refuse continuously to do this, but he wont stop asking. This is extremly annoying! What do you suggest I do? What would you do? Thanks for your answers.

2007-03-27 06:58:09 · 12 answers · asked by Phoenix13's new account 2

Aarrrrrrgh.....

2007-03-27 06:57:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I had some one say they wanted to kill me , another called me fatty . All I said was " who lives in a pinapple under the sea ?"

Caca answers >P

2007-03-27 06:56:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

a. spaghetti and eyeballs
b .liver and pickled ear sandwich
c. honeyglazed chicken heads on a stick

2007-03-27 06:56:19 · 8 answers · asked by dee dee 2

What does love mean to you????

2007-03-27 06:56:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

... my co-workers would be offended if I put "Fu@k You... That's Why!!!" as my screen saver on my computer...

2007-03-27 06:55:52 · 22 answers · asked by Wiked 5

2007-03-27 06:55:24 · 42 answers · asked by KT Jane 3

2007-03-27 06:55:22 · 17 answers · asked by Jesabel 6

when life just is rotten?

2007-03-27 06:55:15 · 22 answers · asked by DJ Easy Bing 2

2007-03-27 06:54:57 · 22 answers · asked by maraesa1000 5

When I get mostly positive responses It brightens my day . :D

and when I gety alot of caca ones , my day is pretty much ruined. :(

2007-03-27 06:54:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-27 06:54:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

... in the great P&S group hug?

2007-03-27 06:54:43 · 2 answers · asked by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7

2007-03-27 06:54:05 · 14 answers · asked by Mike S 2

Mine is Lava Cake

2007-03-27 06:53:31 · 33 answers · asked by jonah 5

2007-03-27 06:53:25 · 12 answers · asked by dj 4

Are you a fool for someone?

2007-03-27 06:51:48 · 14 answers · asked by Babydoll 4

2007-03-27 06:51:45 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-27 06:49:45 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

If so; how did it turn out?

2007-03-27 06:49:15 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

That scares the absolute living hell out of you?

2007-03-27 06:48:59 · 27 answers · asked by Phoenix13's new account 2

Its yahoo. So it doesnt matter if you let the world on here know your secrets, you'll never know them.
So go ahead and tell me ;D

2007-03-27 06:48:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Should I offer her a new position. I have been running the business with a missionary zeal, though I am prone to make mistakes, I have striven to keep on top of things.

2007-03-27 06:48:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

who ?

2007-03-27 06:47:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Who was your favorite?

2007-03-27 06:47:57 · 34 answers · asked by ReelTru 4

What is your opinion on tattoos? I've read so many comments on here from people who think tattoos are unattractive (especially on women) and I was just wondering your thoughts on the subject. I have 6 myself and everyone of them has meaning.

2007-03-27 06:47:54 · 24 answers · asked by ricksgrl2005 3

2007-03-27 06:47:53 · 21 answers · asked by ? 3

2007-03-27 06:47:13 · 3 answers · asked by American citizen and taxpayer 7

Stupid Campbell soup cans with the pull off lid.

Yeah, it happens.

2007-03-27 06:46:00 · 16 answers · asked by ♣4x4 lost track of accounts♠ 4