Hello my name is Mr. Macafee
Step up and take a knee
No it aint time for tea
It is time for thee
To get on a rhyming spree
I hope it fills you with glee, times three
One night I decided to see a movie
Chillin with my homies underneath the marquis
I told my boys that I had to take a pee
I decided to do this back in the alley
I had to step over a bunch of debris
That is where he found an old oak tree
I ain't to smart, ain't got no degree
But this I know and I will decree
Nothing feels better than pissing like a banshee
As I was zipping up I was approached by Mr. T
He said that I was a fool that he must pity
I begged him not to drop bombs on me
With a smile on his face he said "This lesson is free"
He said "Don't pee in public even if it rages like the sea"
Find a toilet to drop it in or don't go wee-wee
This is the Mr. T philosophy
And with it I couldn't disagree
That's the last time I visit Tennessee
2007-01-19
10:35:39
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