2007-01-19 10:35:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No, that's not normal. I suggest you hire me to kill said wildebeest. I won't charge much.
2007-01-20 08:21:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I was once stalked\followed by a wildebeest too. It was horrific. Everyday the wildebeest would send me letters, saying if I didn't come live in his basement he would kill me. I was scared. He would sit out side me house munching on grass stalking me. I couldn't leave my home. I could barley look out the window anymore at this point. He was watching every move I made. I couldn't bare it any more. I went out with my shot gun and shot him through the heart. I got charged for murder. I went to jail for 5 years. Yes I know only 5. But that was because of the stalking charges. So now that's where I'm at, always scared that the wildebeest's family will find me and kill me, I can't even sleep. I don't know what to do with myself, I keep living out of fear that I'll get followed by a wildebeest again.
2014-11-01 17:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know THE wildebeest? There used to be a girl that we called a wildebeest. she was scary. I hope she isn't following you.
2007-01-19 18:38:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everyone know that wildebeests are allergic to farts.
SO...do what I do, and fart everywhere all the time!
2007-01-19 18:38:57 · answer #4 · answered by Dumpster Diver aka "DD" 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. They can be dangerous and real sneaky, too.
Once they start to follow you, look out!
Didn't anybody warn you not to tease them, especially when they are uncaged?
Leave some bread crumbs for it to follow, a false trail leading off to the side, then double back and hide. After it has passed, quietly sneak away.
2007-01-19 18:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you live in the Serengeti.
2007-01-19 18:46:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nahh get some phobia therapy
2007-01-19 18:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by × 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that what they're calling Alotta Fat these days? Hmm......
2007-01-19 19:07:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry JIMBO, I'll stop calling
2007-01-19 18:38:00 · answer #9 · answered by Pirate Hooker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No and I would look into buying a gun....
2007-01-19 18:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋